Answer 1

How did Charlie Sheen pass his drug test ordered by the court?
They couldn't find urine in his cocaine.

Answer 2

How do Charlie Sheen's parties end?
When the ambulance arrives.

Answer 3

Charlie agreed to a restraining order of 300 yards from Denise Richards and children as long as they didn't come within 300 yards of a strip club.

Answer 4

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Answer 5

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Answer 6

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Answer 7

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Answer 8

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