Answer 1

How many stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

Answer 2

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto stays on all fours? They're...

Answer 3

A friend of mine asked "what do movie actually producers do?" I...

Answer 4

Actors may be the ones on the stage, but the techs shine brighter.

Answer 5

Charlie agreed to a restraining order of 300 yards from Denise...

Answer 6

What is in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The captain's log