Answer 1

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?
Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Answer 2

A friend of mine asked "what do movie actually producers do?" I responded with the following word: coke.

Answer 3

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto stays on all fours? They're...

Answer 4

How many stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One...

Answer 5

Actors may be the ones on the stage, but the techs shine brighter.

Answer 6

Charlie agreed to a restraining order of 300 yards from Denise...

Answer 7

What is in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The captain's log