Disney jokes

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Walt Disney is in suspended animation.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
He was looking for Pluto!

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Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto stays on all fours? They're both dogs!

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Stuntmen jokes

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How many stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One...

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Producer jokes

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A friend of mine asked "what do movie actually producers do?" I...

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Actor jokes

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Actors may be the ones on the stage, but the techs shine brighter.

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Charlie Sheen jokes

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Charlie agreed to a restraining order of 300 yards from Denise...

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Star Trek jokes

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What is in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The captain's log