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"I know I should lift weights but those things are so heavy!"

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You might be a redneck if you think the Super Bowl is in...

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How many gardeners does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...

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Kelly: I have a new job at a bowling alley. George: Tenpin? Kelly:...

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A lion wouldn't cheetah on its mate. But a Tiger Wood.

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Did you hear Danica Patrick was arrested for drugs? They found...

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I tried out for the football team and walked on as a freshman....

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer...

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Don't marry a tennis player; love means nothing to them.

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Antique Shop Owner: How can I help you? Blonde Customer: So what's...

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"I used to be a professional fisherman but then I discovered I...

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"My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom."

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A man rode his bicycle through the park one day. A friend asked...

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How do baseball players stay cool? Sit next to their fans.

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What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? A guy will...

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What stories are told by basketball players? Tall tales

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What do the Pope and the Saints have in common? They both cram...

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What's the best way to stop a runaway horse? Bet on it.

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What do Dale Jr and global warming have in common?? 10 years...

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If a boat carrying Robert Pressley, Geoff Bodine, and John...