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yo mamma so skinny when she was walking down the street they...

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Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

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Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

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Yo mama house so small when she dropped a Kleenex and had...

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Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama and she said "is it in...

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Yo mama so short she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.

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Yo mama conforms to Planck's law. The greater the frequency she...

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Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

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Yo mama teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter!

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Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

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Yo mama glasses so thick she burns ants with them.

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Yo mama so stupid she thinks Sirius Black is some hip hop station...

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Yo mama so greasy she uses bacon for a band-aid!

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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!