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Where's the best place to hide a niggers welfare check? Under his...

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Why did white people own slaves? They weren't strong enough to...

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What will it take to shut you up? Let me guess... my dick.

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A primary teacher was teaching and was taking the class of tiny...

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Girl: So what are you doing today? Guy: Your mom.

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What do you call a Bulldog and Shitzu mix? Bullshit

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A cat and a rooster were playing by a pool. The cat fell in. The...

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You know you're drinking too much when you fall off the floor.

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What makes 9 out of 10 people happy? Gang rape

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How can you tell if your wife has Alzheimer's or AIDS? Drop her...

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Do you know why they can't find a cure for AIDS? They can't find...

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Why did the cannibal decide to become a missionary? If you can't...

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What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? The tie...

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"I like my women the same as I like my whiskey... 20 years old and...

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A police raped you now what do you do

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Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a...