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How do you protect a valuable instrument?
Hide it in an accordion case.
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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?
A chainsaw can be tuned.
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What's the range of an accordion?
Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
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What is the definition of a perfect pitch?
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without touching the sides.
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What's an accordion good for?
Learning how to fold a map.
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What is the definition of an optimist?
An accordion player with a pager.
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What is the difference between an onion and an accordion?
No one cries when you chop up an accordion.
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