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What ant is bigger than an elephant?
A giant

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants

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Why did the ant elope?
Nobody gnu.

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Why did the ant skip school but never tell a lie?
He was a truant!

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independant

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Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies.

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What do you get if you cross an ant with a tick?
All sorts of antics.

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What do you call a 100-year old ant?
An antique

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