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Fly jokes

  
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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but you have to wonder how they got in there!
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What is a mosquito's favorite TV show?
Desperate Houseflies
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What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
His butt!
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Why do fireflies light up while they are having sex?
Because they get turned on!
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
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What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now!
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What happened to the fly that landed on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off!

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