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What is the most inflammatory insect?
The hepatitis bee
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What do you call it when a mosquito commits suicide?
Insecticide
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Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?
It was a litterbug.
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Ed: Have you ever smelled mothballs?
Paul: Yeah.
Ed: How did you get his little legs apart?
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