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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
Bee-witched
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
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How do you shoot a killer bee?
With a bee bee gun.
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What kind of bees make milk?
Boobies
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What do you get when you cross a doorbell and a bumble bee?
A real humdinger
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What does a bee brush its hair with?
A honeycomb
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What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?
A maybe
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What did one bee say to the other?
None of your buzzness.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honey combs.
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Why did the bee go on strike?
It wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
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How do bees get to school?
By the school buzz!
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What do you call a bee in a rock band?
The lead stinger
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