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How do know when a clarinet player is playing loudly?
You can almost hear them.
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Why do clarinetists leave their cases on their car dashboard?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.
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What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?
Gifted
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What's the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop a clarinet into pieces.
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What is the definition of a nerd?
Someone who has their own alto clarinet.
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