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What came after the Stone Age and the Bronze Age? The sausage
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What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M
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Wife: I love you. Husband: Is that you or the wine talking? Wife:...
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What is the study of soda carbonation? Fizzics
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Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic." Step 2: Plug it into your...
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What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
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Most children eat their spinach so they'll grow up big and strong...
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Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the jar!
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Why did the little tomato drop out of school? He could never ketchup.
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Why did the raisin go out with the prune? She couldn't find a date.
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What vegetable has rhythm? Beet
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You know you're addicted to coffee when you forget to unwrap a...
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Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?
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What cheese is made backwards? Edam
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What is sleep? A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
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Why did the chicken go to KFC? He wanted to see a chicken strip!
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What did the mother turkey say to her misbehaving children? "If...