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Customer: This lobster has only one claw. Waiter: I'm sorry, sir....

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Why did the orange stop crossing the road? It ran out of juice.

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I opened up a meme the other day and it made me want to kill...

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Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question. Yes is the answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide

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What did one strawberry say to the other? If you hadn't been so...

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What did the Gingerbread Boy have on his bed? Cookie sheets!

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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter!

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Sister: Mom wants you to come and help fix dinner. Brother: Why?...

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What did the banana do after the monkey began chasing it? The...

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Where do you take a sick potato? To a MASH unit

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How do you make an egg roll? You push it.

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How do you tell the good mushrooms from the bad? Serve them to...

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What is the difference between broccoli and snot? Kids don't eat...

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If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi?

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