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Do clowns wear really big socks?

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What did the woman do when she couldn't find a singing...

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? Both are offensive and...

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How do you fix a broken tuba? With a "tuba glue"

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What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King...

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What do you call the girl on a trombone player's arm? A tattoo

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Hal: I decided to give up the saxophone. Vince: Was it too hard to...

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What is the definition of a nerd? Someone who has their own alto...

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a savings bond? The...

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What is the best way to tune a banjo? With wirecutters.

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What's the difference between a cello and a coffin? The coffin has...

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What is the difference between an onion and an accordion? No one...

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How do you confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him.

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Why did the witch buy a computer? She needed the spellcheck.

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If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

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What happened when Dracula broke up with his girlfriend? They...

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Do zombies like being dead? Of corpse

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Why can't Frankenstein have children? His nuts are in his neck!

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