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How many stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One...

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What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in his car? He...

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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light...

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A friend of mine asked "what do movie actually producers do?" I...

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What is the definition of wicker box? What Elmer Fudd wants to do...

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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today? Scratching like...

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Why did the pianist hit his head on the keyboard? He was playing...

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? Because he's Haydn!

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What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A new age...

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What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries...

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You might be a redneck if you once got on to Jeopardy but then you...

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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAA!

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What is the definition of an optimist? A folk musician with a...

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How many directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one...

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Actors may be the ones on the stage, but the techs shine brighter.

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Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead his act is still...

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How do you know a corpse is angry? It flips its lid!