Answer 1

A man telephoned a New York airline office and asked "how long...

Answer 2

What is the fastest country in the world? Rush-a

Answer 3

What do you call an Australian farmer with a sheep under each...

Answer 4

What is Iraq? A good place to take a shiite

Answer 5

Why is England the wettest country? Because the queen has reigned...

Answer 6

Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some American do it on TV.

Answer 7

Who is the most famous married woman in the US? Mrs Sippi

Answer 8

Welcome to Kentucky... Set your watch back 20 years!

Answer 9

Answer 10

Montana: At least our cows are sane!

Answer 11

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None....

Answer 12

You'll be impressed with our Kan Do attitude!

Answer 13

What do you call a Sun Devil with a championship ring? A thief!

Answer 14

Why was the baby Jesus not born in Iowa? They couldn't find 3 wise...

Answer 15

Why did they outlaw "the wave" in Michigan? Two Wolverines drowned.

Answer 16

Answer 17

"Don't Juneau what the capital of Alaska is?"

Answer 18

Why is Alabama the smartest state in the US? It has four A's and...

Answer 19

How many parachutes do we have?

Answer 20

Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.