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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it...

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Who invented underground tunnels? A mole

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What do you call a brave and hairy Tibetan? Yak the giant killer

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When in Rome be an awkward bastard and do as the Belgians do!

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Jersey girls aren't trash... Trash gets picked up.

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Mike: Is this a counterfeit coin? John: No, it's the riyal thing!

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What is an Israeli sea captain called? Yom Skipper

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Why did the woman take out a book while sunning at the beach? She...

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Why do they call him a Skipper when he just stands there?

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If Miss Issippi gave her shirt to Miss Ouri what can Dela wear? "I...

Answer 11

Maine: We're Really Cold but our Lobster is Cheap!

Answer 12

The probability of survival is proportional to the angle of arrival.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's...

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Hotel receptionists are a bit inappropriate, aren't they? They all...

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What's worse than it raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis

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"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my...

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How do you know it's midnight at an American airport? When you see...

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Why did they take the Walmarts out of Afghanistan? To make room...

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"The first thing that struck me when I got to Paris was a damn bus!"

Answer 20

How many Romanians does it take to change a light bulb? How many...