Hotel jokes

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What does a cheap hotel have in common with a tight pair of pants?
No ballroom

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Actual warning on a shower cap in a box provided by a hotel: "Fits one head."

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Bellhop: Shall I carry your bag, sir?
Man: No, thank you. Let her walk...

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"This is an exclusive hotel. Even room service has an unlisted number..."

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Hotel receptionists are a bit inappropriate, aren't they? They all just sit there, checking people out.

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Asian jokes

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Parking Ticket jokes

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Truck jokes

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Volkswagen jokes

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 54. Two in the front,...

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Map jokes

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Why did the blonde bring sandpaper to the desert? She needed a map.