Bus jokes

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Two blondes are waiting at the bus stop. The bus pulls up...

Blonde #1: Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?
Bus Driver: Nope. Sorry!
Blonde #2: Will it take me?

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Which bus crossed the ocean?
Columbus

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"I took the bus home after work but my mother made me take it back."

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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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