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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose that is 12 inches long? Because...

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What are freckles, red hair, pale skin, and a "Soulless"...

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole? A dog that...

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What is hard and pink when it goes in and soft and wet when it...

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A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet...

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How do mountains stay warm in the winter? They wear snow caps.

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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A dinosnore

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Jack: Where have I seen your face before? Cindy: Right where it's...

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Policeman: Anything you say can and will be held against...

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Why did the man go to the brain surgeon? To give him a piece of...

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"An old man came up to me at the ATM the other day asking me to...

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Two lawyers leave the office. 1st: I can't wait to get home. As...

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What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot

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A lawyer started waking up from the anesthesia after having...

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A Penn State student trying to raise money for cancer came up to...

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Never accept a drink from a urologist or a friendly handshake from...

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Why did the chick cross the road? Beacause his mother tried to...