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"My wife was about to get a facelift but when they saw what was...

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What does an impotent man eat for breakfast? Nut 'n Raisin Honey

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Why didn't the nose want to go to school? He was tired of getting...

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Sign at the front desk of a sperm bank: "Thank you for coming"

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It is hard to explane puns to kleptomaniacs because they always...

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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Did you hear about the new line of Tampax with bells and...

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Why do men fart more than women? Women can't shut up long enough...

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"I know I'm not perfect. But I'm so close it's scary!"

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Do narcoleptics ever suffer from insomnia?

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If you want to know more about paranoids follow them around.

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Yo mama so stupid she asked "what's the number for 911?"

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"You look like you just stepped out of a beauty shop... and fell...

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What are imitation rhinestones called?

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Why is it called "Alcoholics Anonymous" when the first thing you...