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Chris you lift pencils with rubbers on the end

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"Mom! Deaf kids at school are making fun of me." "What did they say?"

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When do guys usually jerk off? Whenever they can!

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There was a young pervert from Zea Who said, "Alas, I can't...

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What did one pussy say to the other Fuck me

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What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A know-it-all bitch

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Jan: Do these pants make me look fatter? Sandra: No. I mean, how...

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Why couldn't the skeleton tell a joke? Answer: He left his funny...

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You know you're old when you go to sleep and others worry that...

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Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

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What is the best way to make pants last? Make the jacket first.

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"Had lunch with the Surgeon General last week. Great guy. I bummed...

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"I didn't like this haircut but it's starting to grow on me."

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A man asked his friend how much he paid for his nose ring. He...

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An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical. His wife is...

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change if they're going to...

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Like a blind man at an orgy, I'm gonna have to feel things out.

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What's funny about psychiatry? Nothing - they are corrupt,...

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Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.

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A guy walks into a barber shop. The barber says "what will it be...