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What did the midget order in the cafe? A glass of condensed milk...

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"Learn from your parents' mistakes... use birth control!"

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This isn't funny. Bulimia is a serious disease that people are...

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Have you seen towel.com? Yes, and I found it very absorbing.

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A pharmacist told his customer "take one of these every 4 hours,...

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"I'm in no shape to exercise."

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A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative!

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A gay guy is cruising in a gay bar. He finds a hot guy, they...

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"I'm a Proctologist. I work with assholes all day!"

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*Twitches* Blurts: Your moms dick. *Twitch* *Twitch*

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I want procrastination and I want it tomorrow!

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"I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way!"

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Only...

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"I'm addicted to brake fluid but I can stop at any time!"

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Why do surgeons wear masks? If one of them makes a mistake nobody...

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Secretary: One of the patients in the waiting room started a...

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What's a lunatic way to loose weight? Land on the moon!

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Confucius say... Boy who fool around with girl in wrong period get...