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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean one...

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Confucius say... Man who walk through airport turnstiles sideways...

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What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.

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Oh, I'm on top of that one!  

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Microsoft Works

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Don't argue with a fool. Spectators can't tell the difference.

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"Down the Stream the Swans All Glide" by Spike Milligan: Down the...

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of...

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When did Julius Caesar die? A couple days before his funeral.

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Good: You and your husband agree... no more kids. Bad: You can't...

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Redhead: I slept with a Brazilian. Blonde: OMG! You slut! How many...

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"Welcome to married life! Too bad everyone hates your wife..."

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You might be a redneck jedi if you ever thought Jabba the Hutt has...

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Why did Helen Keller commit suicide? I don't know. She was wearing...

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You might be white trash if you're reading a book... and using...

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Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

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You answer me but I never ask you questions. What am I? A telephone