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I tried to get in touch with my inner child but he's not allowed...

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What does WOWOLFOL represent? Wolf in sheep's clothing (wool)

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The advantage in being a failure in show business is you never...

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Words cannot express how much I DON'T CARE!

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Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get to the bottom

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What do you get when you cross a lawyer and the Godfather? An...

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Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won...

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You know you're a loser when you drop out of the Origami Club...

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President Clinton Of The USA = To Copulate He Finds Interns

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Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow? It always went back...

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I don't think he has a gun.

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Why didn't the blonde go on the ride at the amusement park? She...

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"I don't like political jokes. I've seen too many of them get...

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An old lady wanted me to check her balance so I pushed her over

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A duck, a skunk, and a frog go to the movies. Tickets cost one...

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What did the midget order in the cafe? A glass of condensed milk...

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If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares, then why did they write a...

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I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.