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hey what's that on your thumb? a plum on your thumb!

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What is hard and pink when it goes in and soft and wet when it...

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Jack: I just shafted my girlfriend in the elevator. Harry: Dude,...

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The other day I received some sad news. A good friend of mine was...

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A little boy wrote to Santa Claus "please send me a sister." Santa...

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Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!

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Mailman: Does your dog bite? Boy: No. The dog bites the mailman's...

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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile

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Woman: I've got a big problem, doctor. When we're in bed and my...

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What goes ha, ha, thump? A guy laughing his head off

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Did you hear about the Polish wolf? He chewed off 3 legs and was...

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A skunk didn't know what he was so he asked a duck. The duck...

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Teacher: What comes after 69? Essex Girl: Duh! You wash your face...

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If you need to hack into any database, -YOU SUSPECT THAT YOUR...

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Jack: Where have I seen your face before? Cindy: Right where it's...

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A pothead was walking down a road when a genie appeared in front...

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One day Mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found...

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I'm fairly certain "YOLO" is "Carpe Diem" for stupid people!