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"We were married in Long Island by a very Reform Rabbi... a Nazi!"

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3 truths in religion... - Jews do not recognize Jesus as the...

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A lawyer started waking up from the anesthesia after having...

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Girls college k bahar chaat wale ko larki bolti hai: bhaiya meri...

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"Your mom's like an old cooker. Any old nob can turn her on!"

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What does Chevrolet stand for? Constantly Having Every Vehicle...

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How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? Six....

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Did you hear about the homeschooling mom who talked to...

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Never accept a drink from a urologist or a friendly handshake from...

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Three guys started a business... 1st Partner: I put up 65% of the...

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Why didn't the blonde go on the ride at the amusement park? She...

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Which US state is high in the middle and round at the ends? Ohio

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Janet: I heard this song on the radio the other day but it sounded...

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"I was having sex with my girl last night and she started crying!"...

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A woman tells a policeman "my ex-boyfriend stole my pot!" The...

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Jesse: Dad, what is used most often for birth control? Billy Bob:...

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Husband: When I'm 60 I'm going to find myself a sweet little...

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A young polar bear cub approached his mother. Cub: Am I a polar...

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.