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How many Satanists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Light...

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How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light...

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How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb? None....

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How many Princeton students does it take to change a light...

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How many fundamentalists does it take to screw in a light...

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How many Freemasons does it take to change a lightbulb? I can't...

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How many Oregonians does it take to change a light bulb? Nine. One...

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How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb? Oooh,...

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How many pro-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? Six. Two...

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How many environmentalists does it take to screw in a light...

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Why is someone who invests all your money called a "broker?"

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.

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Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure,...

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Lisa: I get so nervous and frightened during driving...

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Doctor: Nurse, how is the little girl who swallowed the 10...

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The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: an empty Greyhound.

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What is the Cuban national anthem? "Row Your Boat!"

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How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder!

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What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" Killkenny.

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Girl: "Sorry, I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy:...