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A good discussion is like a miniskirt... Short enough to retain...

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A guy walks up to a pharmacy counter where a woman is filling...

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb? She says "daddy,...

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3 men visit the mountain of wishes where they get what they wish...

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Mickey goes back to the judge after asking him before about...

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery.

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How do you stop a University of North Carolina fan from beating...

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Dawn of the planet of Obama care.

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What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper

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What did the banana do after the monkey began chasing it? The...

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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!

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An optimist says "the glass is half full." A pessimist says "the...

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What is the difference between broccoli and snot? Kids don't eat...

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What's the difference between a cello and a coffin? The coffin has...

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Black Friday is a scam to distract you from the fact they are...

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Thanksgiving is the day you give thanks for everything so that you...

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A man who was about to be executed was asked if he would like to...

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A man asked his friend how much he paid for his nose ring. He...

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An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical. His wife is...

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A guy walks into a barber shop. The barber says "what will it be...