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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers...

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"You should have seen the Christmas cards I got this year. I got...

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OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago but it was so...

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Q- What do u call a gay drive by A- A fruit Roll up

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Why aren't there Mexicans in the Olympics? They all got deported.

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What bow can't be tied? A rainbow

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im so sorry to here about the death of i gave a shit

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Did you hear about the blonde coyote? Got stuck in a trap, chewed...

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A sphincter says what? What? Exactly!

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My wife's skin looks like a million dollars... wrinkled and green!

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? To reach puberty

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What is the most slippery country in the world? Greece

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What holds the sun up in the sky? Sunbeams

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Why is ET short? Because he has little legs!

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What are freckles, red hair, pale skin, and a "Soulless"...

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole? A dog that...