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Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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What's black, crispy, and comes on a stick? Joan of Arc
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What did they call Serbian hookers? Slobbadown Mecockyabitch!
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Women are the reason I look both ways on a one-way street.
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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer
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