Answer 1

How do men sort out their laundry? Filthy and filthy but wearable.

Answer 2

My family is temperamental... Half temper, half mental.

Answer 3

Jersey girls aren't trash... Trash gets picked up.

Answer 4

Mike: Is this a counterfeit coin? John: No, it's the riyal thing!

Answer 5

What is an Israeli sea captain called? Yom Skipper

Answer 6

What do you call that joint in a child's leg? A kidney

Answer 7

Why did the woman take out a book while sunning at the beach? She...

Answer 8

Without geometry, life is pointless.

Answer 9

What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love? They got...

Answer 10

Girl: So what are you doing today? Guy: Your mom.

Answer 11

What did one angel say to the other? "Halo"

Answer 12

Why do you feel stuck with your debt? I can't budge it.

Answer 13

Are people jealous of the Irish? Yes, they're green with envy.

Answer 14

If Miss Issippi gave her shirt to Miss Ouri what can Dela wear? "I...

Answer 15

Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants have announced a merger to become...

Answer 16

Maine: We're Really Cold but our Lobster is Cheap!

Answer 17

Van Gogh was known to be vague. Whatever you said to him just went...

Answer 18

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet!

Answer 19

Why did they try to cheer up the seven dwarves? Only one of them...

Answer 20

"My wife was about to get a facelift but when they saw what was...