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I tried out for the football team and walked on as a freshman....

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What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A Manila folder

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"When I die I'm going to donate my body to science fiction."

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Sign on a nuclear containment building: "Warning: Radiation area....

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If you want an astronomical experiment to succeed you have to...

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb? Two....

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Anal sex is a pain in the ass!

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A blonde was so sick of people making fun of her for being a...

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Why are leprechauns hard to get along with? They're very...

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What is a butterfly's favorite subject at school? Mothematics

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Patient: You have to help me. I'm under a lot of stress. I keep...

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How is buying a used car like going to a whorehouse? You're pretty...

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Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Driver: No, I...

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How does a Jewish-American Princess do it doggy style? She makes...

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What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin

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How many Iranians does it take to screw in a light bulb? You send...

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A jury is a group of 12 people who determine which client has the...

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"I try to do my part in giving back to the community. I volunteer...

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How many sorority sisters does it take to screw in a light...

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Yo mama so greasy she uses bacon for a band-aid!