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A lion wouldn't cheetah on its mate. But a Tiger Wood.

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Judd: How cold was it here last week? Oliver: Well, the local...

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Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?

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What is Woody Allen's only objection to having an Oriental lover?...

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If Harry Potter's so magical you'd think he know how to fix his...

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Are oysters strong because they have large mussels?

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Never play strip poker with a nudist... they have nothing to lose.

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Why do ginger people burn so easily? It's nature's way of telling...

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Have you seen towel.com? Yes, and I found it very absorbing.

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"I'm in no shape to exercise."

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"I like my women the same as I like my whiskey... 20 years old and...

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What is sleep? A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.

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A police raped you now what do you do

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What is the official website address of O.J.? Slash, Slash,...

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb? Two....

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what was the captain doing when he died? he was whacking off so...

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Why is sleeping with a man like watching a soap opera? Just when...

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Why did the professor get in a horrible wreck? He was grading...

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At 18 you're finally able to legally do everything you've been...

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Only...