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How do you know a corpse is angry? It flips its lid!

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A good friend is always there to bail you out of jail. A best...

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What do girls and camels have in common? They both have camel toes.

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What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get the clock...

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Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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What do you do with a blue whale? Try to cheer him up!

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How do you make a turtle fast? Don't feed it.

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You know you're slow when you have to speed up to stop.

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How do you tell the good mushrooms from the bad? Serve them to...

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If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi?

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What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men always...

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Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jerry Seinfeld: Why does...

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What is the difference between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken...

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation.

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Did you hear the joke about the football game that ended...