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What is the new Chinese cookbook called? 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

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Why do banks leave the doors to the vault open but chain the pens...

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Knock knock Who's there? Stu Stu who? Stu cold out here! Let me in!

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What do you call a 300-pound stripper? Broke!

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What do you get when you cross a lawyer and the Godfather? An...

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A man with an alligator walks into a bar... Man: Do you serve...

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Elf: Why do Dasher and Dancer take so many coffee breaks? Santa:...

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What do you get if you cross a lion and a tiger? Mauled!

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I just made a new word it is plagiarism

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I AM A TURTLE AND IM CROSSING THE ROAD BUT THERE MEASURING IT SO I...

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What do you call a midget fortune teller who escapes from...

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Why don't you see any penguins in Britain? They're afraid of Wales.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil...

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A...

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How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it's down to...