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Where do nudists go fishing? Moon River

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Why do bagpipe players walk when they play? They're trying to get...

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When in Rome be an awkward bastard and do as the Belgians do!

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What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? Hello, Hello

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A primary teacher was teaching and was taking the class of tiny...

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"I joined Bachelors Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting...

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Why did the bad comedian tell the same jokes 3 nights running? The...

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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean one...

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Why doesn't the fattest man in the world just become a hockey goalie?

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How do mummies hide? They wear masking tape.

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Why did the spy cross the road? He was never really on your side.

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Father: I used to play baseball all the time. On the field they...

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What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

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What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?

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Woman: I want a refund for this poundcake! Baker: Why's...

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What do you call a Bulldog and Shitzu mix? Bullshit

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Why do they call them "apartments" if they're all stuck together?

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The probability of survival is proportional to the angle of arrival.