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"Down the Stream the Swans All Glide" by Spike Milligan: Down the...

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president...

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What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M

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Where do fortune tellers dance? At the crystal ball

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Did you hear about the guy who was half Irish and half...

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A person who speaks 2 languages is bilingual. A person who speaks...

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Good: You and your husband agree... no more kids. Bad: You can't...

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Wife: I love you. Husband: Is that you or the wine talking? Wife:...

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What is the study of soda carbonation? Fizzics

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Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic." Step 2: Plug it into your...

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What is brown, wrinkled and lives in the bell tower? The lunchbag...

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A riddle is not a joke. When a small child says they have a joke...

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What do you call the costume of a one-legged ballerina? A one-one

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I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

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What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!

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A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy...

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What does an impotent man eat for breakfast? Nut 'n Raisin Honey

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What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke

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How come we choose from 2 people for President but 50 for Miss...