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Why did the cannibal decide to become a missionary? If you can't...

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What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? The tie...

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How do 2 programmers make money? One writes viruses and the other...

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What did the midget order in the cafe? A glass of condensed milk...

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"Learn from your parents' mistakes... use birth control!"

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This isn't funny. Bulimia is a serious disease that people are...

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What cheese is made backwards? Edam

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What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol

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Why do some accountants become actuaries? They find bookkeeping...

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Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a...

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What did the mother turkey say to her misbehaving children? "If...

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Why did the orange stop crossing the road? It ran out of juice.

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"I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way!"

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Why did the librarian slip on the library floor? She was in the...

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None...

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A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to...

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Discourage Inbreeding... Ban Country Music

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What do a farmer and a pimp have in common? Both need a hoe to...