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Patient: I suffer from premature ejaculation. Can you help...

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Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm!

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"My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom."

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How do baseball players stay cool? Sit next to their fans.

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Why do some men name their penis? They don't like having a...

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What is the definition of an optimist? A folk musician with a...

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How do you get a blonde pregnant? Come in her shoes and let the...

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.

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What's the best way to stop a runaway horse? Bet on it.

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? The scientists...

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Harry was found guilty of bigamy. Apparently he wanted to have his...

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It's very uncommon for two archers to have the same score --...

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What do a witch and a candle have in common? They are both wicked.

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Why do women close their eyes when having sex? They can't stand to...

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Why is England the wettest country? Because the queen has reigned...

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Who is the most famous married woman in the US? Mrs Sippi

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Montana: At least our cows are sane!

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"Don't Juneau what the capital of Alaska is?"