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If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?

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Homer: "The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a...

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What is the difference between a DJ and a dog? The dog knows when...

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How did Princess Di stay so thin? She went on a crash diet.

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Did Roman paramedics refer to IVs as 4's?

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Dad: You can't be buying all these toys. Do you think money grows...

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Did you hear about the one-fingered Jewish thief? He specialized...

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Why are people not allowed to run outside naked but naked statues...

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Two lawyers leave the office. 1st: I can't wait to get home. As...

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"I'm not saying our house is a mess but last week vandals broke in...

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Bank Manager: What is a cyclone? Banta: When a bank gives a loan...

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A Penn State student trying to raise money for cancer came up to...

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Why did the chick cross the road? Beacause his mother tried to...

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what do knights hate?A dragonflies!

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Got a Mechanic Coming?

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