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Yo mama so stupid she asked "what's the number for 911?"

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What is the motto of the ghoul convention? The morgue the merrier!

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If swimming keeps you in shape why do whales look like they do?

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You might be a redneck jedi if you ever thought Jabba the Hutt has...

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Why did Helen Keller commit suicide? I don't know. She was wearing...

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? Because they have no...

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You might be white trash if you're reading a book... and using...

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Mother: Never, never take candy from strangers. Johnny: You're...

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Did you hear about the cover-all insurance policy? If you bump...

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A young Tennesseean went to the bathroom while his friend went...

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How can you tell if your wife has Alzheimer's or AIDS? Drop her...

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Man in a wheelchair stole your camo jacket?...

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Do you know why they can't find a cure for AIDS? They can't find...

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What are imitation rhinestones called?

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You might be a farmer if your license plate is wrapped in baling...

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"I'm betting on Pete Rose getting into the Hall of Fame before...

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What do sailors and opera singers have in common? They both have...