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Why do they ask you in court if you swear to tell the truth? If...

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The leaders of the Banker's Union are men of principle who always...

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How do you break a hillbilly's finger? Punch him in the nose!

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I wish my grass was emo cause then it would cut itself!

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Make love and war... Fuck your enemy!

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If the weather man says there's a 50% chance of rain does that...

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Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama and she said "is it in...

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Yo mama so short she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.

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Yo mama conforms to Planck's law. The greater the frequency she...

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Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

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Yo mama teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter!

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What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in his car? He...

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead just bought a car. Which one...

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the...

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"All the time I was in the Navy my wife sent me these nagging...

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Why is 6 feet the minimum height for the Coast Guard? So they can...

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If a boat carrying Robert Pressley, Geoff Bodine, and John...

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How do you know when a NASCAR car is broke down? it turns...

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If history repeats itself I'm getting a dinosaur.