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Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence

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You know you're a loser when you drop out of the Origami Club...

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Husband: Why do I always get hard when I look at myself in the...

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Two TV's got married. The wedding was boring but the reception was...

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Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow? It always went back...

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You know you're a pothead when your pot tray is fuller than your...

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These must be misfortune cookies...  

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Why does Superman bother leaping over the tallest building in a...

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Husband: Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags! Wife:...

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Did you hear about the poor fortune teller? He's not making much...

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A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to...

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Who pays $2 for a bottle of Evian water? Spell "Evian" backwards...

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If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares, then why did they write a...

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When a knight was killed in battle what sign did they put on his...

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This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde for a...

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An architect is someone who makes beautiful models but...