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What is green and jumps around in your garden? A spring onion

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Son: Mommy, mommy! Daddy's on fire! Mom: Shut up... now get some...

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Hotel receptionists are a bit inappropriate, aren't they? They all...

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Throwing glass is wrong in some people's eyes.

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"I'm not lazy. I'm physically conservative!"

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A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W...

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1st Boy: What would you do if a girl kissed you? 2nd Boy: I'd kiss...

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Teacher: This homework appears to be in your father's...

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It is hard to explane puns to kleptomaniacs because they always...

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What did Paul say when a ghost came in? I'm looking through you!

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What vegetable has rhythm? Beet

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You know you're drinking too much when you fall off the floor.

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Why is it called "Alcoholics Anonymous" when the first thing you...

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