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Hotel Clerk: Do you have reservations? Customer: What do I look...

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than...

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You might be an accountant if your idea of trashing your hotel...

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Congress does some strange things. It puts a high tax on liquor...

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Knock knock whos there? Go fuck yourself

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Knock knock Who's there? No one because you have no friends!

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Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

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Yo mama house so small when she dropped a Kleenex and had...

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Why did the pianist hit his head on the keyboard? He was playing...

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What do you call a Pollock with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick

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Why do brunettes have to pay $2,000 more for a boob job? Because...

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What did the Gingerbread Boy have on his bed? Cookie sheets!

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What is the difference between oral sex and sushi? The rice

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What is the fastest country in the world? Rush-a

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Scientists have just discovered something that does the work of...

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"My girlfriend is good at keeping secrets. We were engaged for 4...

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Golfer: "Caddy, how do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir,...

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What did the fireman have with his soup? Firecrackers

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What happens if you touch a faulty wire? You get a shock

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He said: I'm about to make you the happiest woman in the...