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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A teddy boar

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it...

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Answering machine message: "If you want to buy marijuana press the...

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What did the woman do when she couldn't find a singing...

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What is the definition of a nerd? Someone who has their own alto...

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Why can't Frankenstein have children? His nuts are in his neck!

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Go home cat, you're drunk  

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Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

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"Had lunch with the Surgeon General last week. Great guy. I bummed...

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"Prison food is very tasty. I got out 10 years ago and I can still...

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Why did the pig cross the road? Because he was a road hog.

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Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop...

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What did the lion say to his friends before they went out hunting...

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Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

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Student: How's your history paper coming? Friend: Well, my history...

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Why are opinions like assholes? Everyone has them, and they all...

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