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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.

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You can mess with your co-workers by secretly switching the coffee...

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What magazine do gangsters hate? Life

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Why do men always want to marry a virgin? To avoid criticism!

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What is the difference between like, love and hate? Spit, swallow,...

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What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries...

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What did the can say to the can opener? You make me flip my lid!

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You must've been born on the highway cuz that's where most...

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What is an educated hole in the wall? A wisecrack

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Why do 2 skunks argue? They like to kick up a stink.

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"I used to be a writer but I couldn't stand the paperwork."

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What do you call an Australian farmer with a sheep under each...

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What is Iraq? A good place to take a shiite

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Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback?

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What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A know-it-all bitch

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When women like younger men they're cougars. When men like younger...

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What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!

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What is a mouse's favorite game? Hide and Squeak